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1. (xbox live) (882↑, 131↓)
Playing games online is fun.. but if you have children in your game. it turns out to be the "World Rapping Contest"

Little billy was rapping on the mic. So, i cut out his esophagus.. and hung him with it

2. (Xbox Live) (533↑, 244↓)
The kickass internet service by microsoft for Xbox

I played Xbox Live yesterday and kicked Bogforce's ass.

3. (Xbox Live) (341↑, 105↓)
Microsoft's online gaming service for their console system the "[Xbox]." Living up to it's title "the best online gaming service," Xbox Live offers a variety of games including Counter Strike, Rainbow Six 3 and Halo 2. It offers clan services, a friends list, messaging system, a voice-headset communicator, online alerts and more. You can play with anyone from just about anywhere around the world. It does have it's ups and downs. There are some Xbox Live gamers who act immaturely, but they can easily be overlooked. Thanks to the muting system, you can mute that kid who sings everytime he talks. (Then again, you can just tell him to shut up.) Xbox Live really allows Xbox owners to get the most out of their games.

Joe: I just killed you on Halo 2 last night. Do you know what that means, Daniel? Daniel: Yes, a deal is a deal, and if it must be so then I will put on a ballerina's tu-tu and sing twinkle-twinkle little star into my webcam. Then I will send the video to everybody I know thus putting me in the middle of a humilation frenzy.

4. (Xbox Live) (237↑, 48↓)
An Internet service offered by Microsoft for their Xbox video game system, for the sake of being able to play their Xbox games online. Comes with a microphone so that you can speak to the other people you are playing with.

Sadly, most Xbox owners are not used to being able to talk to their opponents like PC gamers are. Hence the majority of the conversation that goes on often consists of "YOU MOTHER FUCKER\!\!\! SHOOT THE FUCKING GUY\!\!\!"

Author: Seer-of-Shadows http://xbox-live.urbanup.com/677617
5. (Xbox Live) (196↑, 53↓)
Internet Service for Xbox and another fucking reason to give Bill Gates more money. Yet, very fun to kick the shit out of 10 year olds on Mechassault who think they are the best.

(commercial) Xbox Live: Its good to play together

6. (xbox live) (141↑, 22↓)
aka the sun cult. A great way to make friends and have fun with your friends playing games online but eventually devolves into a giant nerdy circle jerk.

Little Bobby (Before Xbox Live)- Fresh air is great. I love my family. I love my dog and life. Litte Bobby (2 Weeks into Xbox Live)- I still love my family. This acne is getting bad. I kind of don't like life. Girls don't go for me. Little Bobby (1 Month in)- ZOMG\! I'm a level 3332423434 prestige on COD 4 and yesterday I jizzed in a master chief helmet with all my buds from Xbox Live. I love nico bellic and worship him as my messiah. I haven't heard a girls voice in years. Life fucks and sucks. What the fuck is grass? Oh yeah, I hate my family and fresh air. Also I had to kill my dog for food because the hot pockets ran out. I shit in a pan because I can't miss a moment of this Left 4 Dead round. "splooges all over collector's copy of Saints Row 2"

7. (Xbox live) (112↑, 6↓)
The only place where white people can say the N-word ad nauseum without being immediately set upon by an angry mob and beaten to death.

*On XBox Live* annoying xbox kid- You nigger\! nothing *In Real Life* annoying xbox kid- You nigger\! annoying xbox kid is immediatly set upon by an angry mob of young black men and beaten to death.

8. (Xbox Live) (98↑, 6↓)
A place where Americans and Brits argue each other for a monthly fee (not me btw i have american and british friends)

Xbox Live conversation on COD American - OMG u nooby british faggot\! Brit - STFU twat\! American - Submitting bad player review\! Brit - Filing complaint\!

9. (Xbox Live) (120↑, 29↓)
A good, fun alternative to life. Also known as the place to beat the shit out of the smack-talking 9 year olds in Gears of War or Halo 2.

Guy 1: "Dude. Get on Xbox Live. Some 9 year old is talking shit on Gears." Guy 2: "Fine. But hold on. Some kid is being a noob in Halo 2."

10. (Xbox Live) (145↑, 56↓)
Xbox Live is an extremely awesome online service provided by Microsoft so people can collectively play against people online and make new friends and stuff. It became highly popular with the release of Bungie's famed Halo 2 First-Person-Shooter. The number of Live users nearly doubled within a week of the game's release.

"Freddy\! Get your ass on Xbox Live, nigga, we need to pwn us some n00bs." "Shit son, be right on"

11. (xbox live) (104↑, 26↓)
Idiots glitching their game to lag everyone and racist homophobic narcissistic punks who can't say two words without calling your mother's sexuality into question. --Borrowed from Jason_B on Call of Duty 4 beta forum.

XBOX LIVE: Person with "sample" gamertag: xxSN1P3Rxx -Is 12 years old -Really good at Halo 2 -Likes: glitching, your mom -Dislikes: anyone beyond puberty, anyone who kill steals xxSN1P3Rxx: OMG you n00b, u R teh GAYZoRZ\!\!\!1 YuO took my kill you faggot\! Normal Person: Shut up, homo. xxSN1P3Rxx: TahT'S wut ur MOM said\!\!\!11\!1shift\! Normal Person: Talk to me when your balls drop.

12. (Xbox Live) (78↑, 9↓)
A gathering of communication between [noobs] and immature prepubescent twelve year old kids. Xbox live has many great features that a PC doesn't, such as: 1. You have to pay a lot of money to play online 2. You can't hack or modify the game without being banned 3. Unlike PC's, Xbox 360 gaming will eventually become obsolete 4. The audio of spoiled elementary school children playing games that are rated M and cursing in a squeaky and humorous tone (ex: You fucking Noob\! Hax\!) A famous game played on Xbox Live would be the Call of Duty Series. This game is meant to be for a mature audience, but it is generally played by children after they learn to walk. When CoD became popular, most kids stopped playing Cowboys and Indians outside and eventually converted into Communists vs Nazis. This game is also used to recruit idiotic teenagers (specifically jocks and stoners) that think they are tough to join the marines. These people turn into arrogant morons that think they are weapons experts and hardcore in which you pray for whatever god you believe in to smite them. Not all Xbox Live players are bad, but the few that are can ruin the experience.

A "civilized" conversation on Xbox Live: Stoner: Dude, I am pwning in Xbox Live you fuckin bitches, fuck you\! Prepubescant Child: You fucking noob, you can't do that you pussy Hax\! Spoiled Fatass Teenager: Shut up you faggot\!

13. (Xbox Live) (70↑, 6↓)
Online gaming and communication service available to gamers on the Xbox and Xbox 360 game consoles. With the exception of maybe [4chan], it is also one of the best places to meet immature and racist people. 90% of Xbox Live users are 11 years old, despite the fact that 90% of them are playing M rated games, making one wonder the reason for a content rating system at all. Also available is a rating service to rate other players through "reputation", the main purpose of which is to give those players better than you negative rep for being "Unsporting" (i.e., they just kicked your ass)

Direct quotes from users in multiplayer game lobbies on Xbox Live: "Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger (repeating)" "Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis (repeating)" "Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you (repeating)" Person 1: "You guys all suck I'm gonna fuck you guys up you have no idea how bad I'm gonna fuck you up I fucked your mother lolololol" Person 2: *Kills Person 1 with minimal effort* Person 1:"OMG you're cheating\!\!\!\!" *quits match early, gives person 2 negative rep*

14. (XBOX Live) (68↑, 15↓)
XBOX Live - Where little fat white kids go to mouth off and act black.

"Little Billy just called me a cracka on XBOX Live"

Author: Pissed Off Gamer http://xbox-live.urbanup.com/3490429
15. (xbox live) (64↑, 16↓)
Great online service, with practically 99% uptime. Too bad Halo 2 is the only game played on XBL at the time. Also flooded with queerbags who talk smack who are protected behind their TV screen, and who don't have the balls to speak such insults face to face.

xbox live 8 Year Old Boy who Gets his Ass Beat Everyday at School: "You fukn nucka, you suck\! I'm going to kill you\!" Me:*hits mute button

16. (Xbox Live) (26↑, 4↓)
1. An online gaming community for Xbox and Xbox360 users to play games together from around the world for a small fee. 2. An online gaming community where racist, homophobic, arrogant gamers usually hang around. They will attempt to insult random players in the game chatrooms before matches begin and fail to do so by the following: making pitiful mum jokes and overusing the word "faggot". The majority of this type of gamers have yet to reach puberty and play mature rated games, thinking they are hardcore. Some of them even attempt threats into hacking gamers' accounts and believe any player who do not perform as well as they do on any particular game have no right to play it.

*A random day on Xbox Live and in a random game of Halo 3 and a player is having an off day, dying more and killing less than he usually does* Arrogant player: OH MY GOD YOU SUCK, FAGGOT\! NEVER PLAY HALO AGAIN\! Normal Player: Look, I'm having a bad day. Can you please stop? Arrogant Player: Shut up, N*****\! Yo' ruining my good time with yo' mom\! Normal Player: A joke about my mother. How original, mate. Arrogant Player: F*** you, faggot. Normal Player: Y'know what? Come back and talk to me when you have finally managed to grow a brain and fill that empty sack, made of skin, with a pair. *mutes arrogant player and sends file complaint*

17. (Xbox Live) (30↑, 10↓)
Living proof that you get what you pay for, Xbox live is the only console gaming network that charges a monthly fee. It is widely considered the best online gaming service due to it's speed and support of chat. Two misconceptions everyone has about Live are: 1. That it is poulated by a bunch of whiney 10 year olds, only a few really chat and are not that bad unless they get pissed off then they're hilarious. 2. It's a scam by moneygrubber Bill Gates, Gates is a huge philanthropist and is very uninvolved in xbox.

Xbox Live, get it or you're not a gamer.

18. (XBOX live) (27↑, 9↓)
A place which has been invaded by 9-year-olds who are ultra-Master Chief fans and sound like Chipmunks, speak non-stop, rap, call people niggers for whopping 'em, sing, say brainless, retarded things about your mum, curse like sailors and like to they're "de best on de whole XBL" but get whopped all the time. but everyone else is OK. (please note that not all 9-year-olds are like this, thank the lord)

idiot 9-year-old: PWNED U\! teen: "Kills 9-year-old with no effort what so ever" idiot little kid: FUK U\! UR MUM SUKS PEOPLE OFF ALL DE TIME\! teen: Yes, we know you're a little retard, now STFU and reach puberty. idiot little kid: FUK U NIGGA, I WILL FUKING PWN U FOR DE REST OF UR LIFE\! teen: Fuck off XBOX live and get a life, when I was your age I had a PS1 and a portable-TV and couldn't believe how lucky I was, kids of the '90s got out more. Oh I pity the kids of the 2000's, I really do. idiot little kid: FUK U\! I DIDN'T ASK 4 UR FUKING LIFE STORY\! teen: And I didn't ask a little retarded baby like yourself to come on XBOX live, fuck off and speak to me when your balls drop. idiot little kid: FUK U CU..\! "teen blocks 9-year-old and files a negative review and complaint against him"

Author: Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall http://xbox-live.urbanup.com/4165971
19. (Xbox Live) (19↑, 2↓)
An online gaming network that allows white people to make fun of black people in the safety of their home.

Person 1: "I love being racist on Xbox Live\!" Person 2: "Are you racist everywhere?" Person 1: "Hellz no. If I say this shit to a black man face-to-face, I'm gonna get wrecked. Use common sense."

Author: Purple Turkoglu http://xbox-live.urbanup.com/5527653
20. (xbox live) (32↑, 19↓)
A place where there are many old, lonely, horny guys who hit on younger girls and want to "exchange picture" or "do things" in video chat

*In the xbox live dashboard watching a movie* Random Perv: Hey, wanna video chat or exchange pics?" Jenna: No thanks Im all good. Random Perv: please? im so horny =( *sends picture of dick* Jenna: No really im ok, why not try some whore on uno? *blocks*

21. (Xbox Live) (10↑, 2↓)
An interactive online service offered by Microsoft for Xbox owners. People can talk to their friends, play multiplayer games with other people, and buy songs, games, and other goods from the marketplace. You also get to create your own avatar and customize it with different clothing and physical features. Some of the down sides are that you have to pay for Live, but it's not to costly (Only $50 a year) and a large population of Live members are none other than naive and spoiled little 10 year old brats that think they are kickass at Halo.

Xbox Live is...well...live?

22. (Xbox Live) (10↑, 3↓)
An ingenious invention made by microsoft, ruined by hard ass 6th graders with smooth undropped balls that think they're tough swearing after every sentence.

Last week on xbox live: 12 year old kid: GET OUT AND UNINSTALL THE GAME YOU MOTHERFUCKER. Clever adult: Oh you remember that too huh? Great times in 3rd grade. 12 year old: LOL WHAT THE FUCK. GHETTO DOUCHE I GET STRAIGHT A'S YOU MANGINA Me: *fart* (superreymysterio619 has left the game)

23. (Xbox Live) (7↑, 0↓)
A place where logical and heated debates take place. Can be a place of relaxation or a place to throw down the gloves and have at it. The average age of a person with Xbox Live is 25, but that is because of all the children lying about ages.

Person 1: I was playing on Xbox Live and we were debating if yeast infections are normal in men. Person 2: WTF\!?

24. (Xbox Live) (8↑, 1↓)
Xbox Live is a device created by Microsoft to set back man's evolution; making him angry, competitive, and hormonal. This substance, or "drug" causes mood swings depending on the win/lose ratio of the individual playing. Xbox Live is also very addictive. No matter how angry the individual becomes, they will always come crawling back. Xbox Live is also becoming the new "E-Harmony" or "Match.com".

1. "Another suicide sir." "What is it this time?" "Poor bastard ODed on Xbox Live and shot up his apartment and himself" 2. "Xbox Live offers 9 dimensions of compatability\!"

25. (Xbox Live) (8↑, 2↓)
Where most young, horney guys go to look for a one night stand.

Dumb, horney Xbox live kid: Hey, do you like dick???

26. (Xbox live) (16↑, 10↓)
A gaming service provided by Microsoft. A good way to make others feel bad if they are noobs.

Hey chad lets go on Xbox live and make fun of some noobs on Halo 3

27. (XBox Live) (4↑, 1↓)
Skyping for Guys. A way for guys to chat without feeling gay about it.

Why would I have Skype, when I got Xbox Live?

28. (xbox live) (11↑, 8↓)
a hive of scum and villainy

"OH YEAH I KILLED YOU. TEA BAG TEA BAG\!" "I AM THE LORD OF XBOX LIVE\!"

Author: destroyxboxlive http://xbox-live.urbanup.com/4387240
29. (Xbox Live) (4↑, 2↓)
Xbox live is a system that Microsoft set up so that people can play online world wide/locally with other gamers.It was going great until l people started to: 1) Have the nerve to have slow ass intarnet which effects the whole game 2)Raeg quit and leave the game, (which usually means) that you have to go back to the lobby and wait to get on a good team, AGAIN. 3)The b*tchy little acne ridden 8 year old sh*t-f*cks who go on live to bitch and moan about your tactics, even though they clearly suck. 4)Because of someones retarded Comadore DSL internet connection giving the game genital herpes, its glitching like super man 64, and yes, your obsolete inarnet DOES affect everyone.

This is what people usually deal with on Xbox live. _____________________________________ Bitchy lil kid: AMG\!\! I didnt see you when you shot me\!\!\!YOU CHEATED, YOU CHEATED\!\!\!\! bUTT FEASCE IM GOanna get u bakc for that\!\! -After using his camper skills he somehow manages to kill you.- Bitchy lil kid: SEE SEA\!I TOLD YOU\!\!\!\! WWWWOOOHOOOO YEAH BUTT FEasce\!\! woooooo-*This user has been kicked from the game* Guy: F\#\#ing noobs.

30. (Xbox Live) (5↑, 5↓)
Home to Nerds,Geeks,Online Gangsters,Retarded Yanks, New Borns,Mums and dads. Xbox Live is a war zone you will get abuse shouted at you for no reason. Americans think British people have bad teeth and eat crumpets. Online Gangsters threaten to find out where you live and beat you up. Little Kids swear and think they are cool. Mum's and dads which should be working or looking after there kids and playing xbox instead.

XBL Mum: * baby crying* Wait one minute. Me: Go look after your baby dumb bitch\! Online Gangster: Mate, i'll come to your house beat you up bruv\! Me: oh no\! Retarded American: You eat tea and crumpets and have bad teeth\! Me: And your fat\! This is Xbox Live\!

31. (xbox live) (7↑, 8↓)
A fast an easy way microsoft use to screw alot of xbox players which dont own a live, neither real or in the internet, and like to pay $60 a year for it.

Man 1: Today I will buy my 60 bucks membership to play online, Xbox Live. Man 2: Thats so cool\!

32. (xbox live) (58↑, 62↓)
1. A great place to play friends,make new ones,and play other people around the world \!\! 2. A place were hundreds of white people can talk shit about black people. Knowing damn well that they won't call me a 'nigger', and say other racist jokes in my face. And if I ever say something about a white person, I'm a 'racists'. lol..

xbox live..... 1. Me: Hey 'blank', good game. Send me a friend request \!\!\!\! 'blank' : Yea man, good game \!\!\! 2. Me: Hey Brian, what did we do today in class \!? Brian: 'IDK' even know man, I was asleep\!\! 3. Me: Hey 'blank', shut the hell up and get a kill. DAMN\!\! 'Blank': Shut up, you fucking 'nigger'. Go pick some cotton for me \!\!\! Me: White people are so funny these days\! Chill with the racists jokes, 'plz' 'Blank': You calling me a racists ?\! You fucking 'porch monkey' \!\! My 'gamertag' is..King904...holla bck.

33. (Xbox live) (3↑, 9↓)
Commonly accepted as the online gaming service for the Xbox provided microsoft, in some circles the phrase also means 'doing good' or 'feeling well'. It generally connotates feelings of contentedness or happiness. Sometimes variated to 'Xbox live fine', altought this makes less sense in some ways, as the phrase is sort of meant to sound like [live], only with [Xbox] at the front of it, changing it's definition slightly, so adding fine to the end is percieved by some as a nerdier and less catchy version.

Emma : How are you David? David: Oh yeah, I'm Xbox live. David: So, mum, how's the business going? Mum: Yeah, it's all Xbox Live at the moment.

34. (xbox live) (22↑, 29↓)
The cause for many couples breaking up, a total waste of time. The males spend all their money on games and all their time playing the games. Favourites being Halo and Brothers in arms and Call Of Duty. Do not talk to their girlfriends because they are talking to someone in the next room or another country through their stupid headsets.

Xbox live for Xhole ([ex-hole]) girl: "so what did u do today?" boy (playing on xbox live): "whats that tony? its sunny in jamaca" tony(on headset): "no mate, i love halo" girl: "we're over"

35. (Xbox Live) (2↑, 17↓)
We all know what the Xbox is, a revolutionary gaming console (aside from the Playstaion 3.). However, Xbox LIVE can be used as slang for boxing. Controllers being the gloves.

Person 1: Hey man, wanna play some Xbox live? Person 2: What game are you playing? Person 1: Friday Night Fight live\! Person 2: Sure\!\!\!

Author: Desperate Advisor http://xbox-live.urbanup.com/5320235
36. (Xbox Live) (29↑, 54↓)
Xbox Live is the Anti-Christ himself. He takes over homes, lives and ruins marriages and relationships. Keep getting on Xbox Live everyday and before you know it you are homeless because your wife and kids left you because you were to drawn in by Satan himself. Start saving money now so you can pay for your kids therapy in 10 years. They're wondering why daddy didn't love them enough to stop playing xbox and play with them\! Xbox live is for 30 something low life pussies to bully 10 year old little rich boys. Go ahead and ruin your life get on Xbox live today\!

Daddy is on Xbox Live again...Mommy why doesn't he love us enough to just play with us one afternoon instead of get on Xbox Live and talk to people he don't even know? Mommy: I don't know sweetue why your dad is a complete loser and playing with the devil. Hopefully these 10 year olds can support him because we are leaving his ass tommorrow morning\!

37. (Xbox Live) (18↑, 45↓)
Microsoft Pornography Database.

My mom caught me on Xbox Live last night and grounded me because I'm a stupid pre-pubescent 10 year old using the internet for teenage and adult purposes to make me look cool and also to give Bill Gates money.

38. (Xbox Live) (11↑, 38↓)
Online gaming system where anyone that steps up can get beat down in anything on live.

Yall want some of me in anything just holla at me, gamertag WHAT WUZ DAT, cuz everytime i kill noobs in Halo 2 that's what they all say, "What wuz dat?"

39. (Xbox Live) (25↑, 58↓)
Yhe best thing that happened to the video game industry

Hey, yo, hit me up.im semi pro and under sponsorships in Halo 2\!\!My Xbox Live Gamertag is Xx Anthraxz xX . So hit me up,k?(im no terrorist.i love the US of A...im Canadian. lol

40. (Xbox Live) (15↑, 65↓)
An entertainment segment that i kick-ass in for Halo 2.

If anyone wants my gamertag to get there asses whooped, it's Scott Cena.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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